10/8/2023 0 Comments Splatter beach all deaths![]() ![]() And let’s not even mention that terrrrrrrifying summer getaway destination that hired Ernest P. If one motorized rubber shark in 1975 was enough to drive down beach attendance for years, imagine movie after movie depicting wilderness campgrounds as hotbeds of pot-smoking, hatchet cleaving and curling iron sodomy (see Death #6 below). Although frankly, given their popularity as a locale for mayhem in 80’s cinema, it’s a testament to young parents’ intense need to have some goddamned peace and quiet and a little uninterrupted sex that any kids got sent at all. ![]() ![]() I never went to a real summer camp, the kind where you pack a bag, bunk with smelly strangers for weeks and weeks, learn archery, and get shaving cream sprayed on your hand while you sleep.
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